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500 Episodes

“Facts are useless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”

—Homer Simpson,
idiot-savant

“The problem in the world today is communication. Too much communication.”

—Homer Simpson, philosopher-king

“It’s just hard not to listen to TV—it’s spent so much more time raising us than you have.”

—Bart Simpson, mediated minor

“Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin . . . but what good does that do me?”

—Homer Simpson, dedicated reader

“When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!”

—Homer Simpson, television user

• Editorial Comment: What does it say that we’ve watched “The Simpsons” longer than any other TV show? Well, the next 500 episodes are bound to be better.

News from our award-winning student news site, The Hard News Café
• Week In Review: HNC Digest (Feb. 20, 2012)
• North Logan council OK’s 64-unit townhouse development, by Steve Kent
• Wellsville to offer emergency responder training to residents, by Jimena Herrero
• Albrecht confident in annual dance with Legislature: ‘We are so good,’ by Natasha Bodily
• Tuition will rise, USU president tells journalism students, by Chris Lee & Tmera Bradley
• 81-year-old motorist injured in Main Street collision with dump truck, by Mary Stocking
• Proposed Rec Center, playing fields depend on $30 student fee vote, by Becca Holliday
• Charles Dickens’ famous works keyed off his own life, professor says, by Sean O’Sullivan
• Journalism students go to ‘war’ with Army ROTC in Green Canyon, by Rhett Wilkinson
• The Aggie TV News Team (Feb. 15 edition). Bookmark ATV News

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