Job Letter
“Dear Sir,
“I like
words. I like fat, buttery words, such as ooze, turpitude, gluttonous, toady.
“I like
solemn, angular, creaky words, such as straitlaced, cantankerous, precuneus,
valedictory.
“I like
spurious, black-as-white words, such as mortician, liquidate, tonsorial,
demimonde.
“I like
suave V words, such as Svengali, svelte, bravura, verve.
“I like
crunchy, brittle, crackly words, such as splinter, grapple, jostle, crusty.
“I like
sullen, crabbed, scowling words, such as skulk, glower, scabby, churl.
“I like
Oh-Heavens, my-gracious, land's-sake words, such as tricksy, tucker, genteel,
horrid.
“I like
elegant, flowery words, such as estivate, peregrinate, elysium, halcyon.
“I like
wormy, squirmy, mealy words, such as crawl, blubber, squeal, drip.
“I like
sniggly, chuckling words, such as cowlick, gurgle, bubble and burp.
“I like
the word screenwriter better than copywriter, so I decided to quit my job in a
New York advertising agency and try my luck in Hollywood, but before taking the
plunge I went to Europe for a year of study, contemplation and horsing around.
I have just returned and I still like words.
“May I
have a few with you?”
—Robert Pirosh’s cover letter to MGM, which hired him in
1934, read by Shaun Usher, author of
“Letters of Note: An Eclectic Collection of Correspondence Deserving of a Wider Audience,” National Public Radio, Oct. 14, 2014
• Editorial Comment: I like “thesaurus.”
PeezPix by Ted Pease
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Ted Pease, Professor of Interesting Stuff, Trinidad, California. (Be)Friend The WORD
“Words are sacred. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones, in the right order, you can nudge the world a little.” —Tom Stoppard
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"Words are scary. They deserve neglect. If you get the wrong ones, in the wrong order, you can nudnik the world a lot." ~Bon Mot Stopper
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