The Real Times

 

“I love the Times. I feel like it’s my child, or my parent. Do you know what the Times means to a liberal Jewish woman like me? On the census, when it asks for religion, I don’t put Jewish. I put the New York Times. Which I have delivered. The real Times. The newsprint Times. I know I’m old-fashioned, but reading the Times online is like having sex with a robot. I mean, it’s cleaner and it’s faster but you can tell the difference. OK, I’ll just say it. The New York Times online is the New York Times for the gentiles.” 

 

—Bette Midler’s character in Paul Rudnick’s HBO film, “Coastal Elites,” 2020.

 

• Editorial Comment: Online news ain’t kosher.

 

 

PeezPIX

 

Seagarden

 

 

 

 

 

 

In February’s Senior News . . . All You Need Is Love.

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