“Carl Hiaasen is retiring. This is good news.
“It’s good news for sleazeballs, charlatans, buffoons, blowhards and fools. It’s good news for the powerful, the pompous, the entitled, the smug and the slimy. It’s good news for those who view the Everglades as a useless swamp, or look at mangroves and see only a bunch of smelly trees blocking the view.
“It’s good news for those people, but it’s bad news for Florida.”
—Dave Barry, columnist, “Hiaasen’s retirement is good news for sleazeballs nationwide,” The Miami Herald, March 12, 2021.
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