Hamsters

 

“I do not mean to be the slightest bit critical of TV newspeople, who do a superb job, considering that they operate under severe time constraints and have the intellectual depth of hamsters. But TV news can only present the ‘bare bones’ of a story; it takes a newspaper, with its capability to present vast amounts of information, to render the story truly boring.” 

—Dave Barry, newspaper humor columnist and author, “Dave Barry is from Mars and Venus,” p. 219, 1997.

 

• Editorial Comment: And so newspaper journalists, who don't have to be adorable as hamsters for the camera, have the intellectual depth of what rodent?

 

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