Monday, March 30, 2015

Truthinews

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I Don’t Want to Hear This



“I don't know about you, but I do not watch the news to see what I don’t want to hear. And I shouldn’t have to — these days there’s a news channel for everyone: Conservatives have Fox, liberals have MSNBC and the elderly who lost the remote in 1998 have Headline News. Cable networks have one cardinal rule. That rule is to tell their viewers what they want to hear.” 

—Stephen Colbert, “The Word—Truthinews,” 2013

Editorial Comment: What are we going to do without him in 2016?

PeezPix by Ted Pease 


Beach Creek











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Friday, March 27, 2015

Reporting . . .

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. . . Live from the Scene


Journalism can never be silent: that is its greatest virtue and its greatest fault. It must speak, and speak immediately, while the echoes of wonder, the claims of triumph and the signs of horror are still in the air.
 —Henry Anatole Grunwald (1922-2005), diplomat, journalist and former editor of Time, Inc., in Time Magazine's 60th anniversary issue, Fall 1983


Editorial Comment: Speak up, newshounds.



PeezPix by Ted Pease 


Over the Bar







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Thursday, March 26, 2015

Oh, Dorothy

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Shoot Them Now



“If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.”

—Dorothy Parker (1893-1967), writer and satirist, in book review of The Elements of Style, Esquire, 1959 Image: Jill DeGroff







Editorial Comment: Teach your children well.


PeezPix by Ted Pease 


Curl




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Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Baby Shoes

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A Whole Life in 6 Words



“As the story goes, Hemingway was once challenged in a bar bet, where all good stories start: Could he write a whole novel in just six words? And he wrote . . . ‘For sale: baby shoes, never worn.’”

—Larry Smith and Rachel Fershleiser, Smith magazine, on “Can You Tell Your Life Story in Exactly Six Words?” Talk of the Nation, NPR, 2010

Editorial Comment: What color?


PeezPix by Ted Pease 

Sunrise







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Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Writing with a Screwdriver

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True Lies


“Everyone lies about writing. They lie about how easy it is or how hard it was. They perpetuate a romantic idea that writing is some beautiful experience that takes place in an architectural room filled with leather novels and chai tea. 

“The truth is, writing is this: hard and boring and occasionally great but usually not. Even I have lied about writing. I have told people that writing this book has been like brushing away dirt from a  fossil. What a load of shit. It has been like hacking away at a freezer with a screwdriver.” 

—Amy Poehler, actress, comedian and author of Yes, Please (2014)


Editorial Comment: It must be nice to be a writer.


PeezPix by Ted Pease 

Waiting Area








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Monday, March 23, 2015

Quick Study

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Papa Says


 “A good writer should know as near everything as possible. Naturally he will not. A great enough writer seems to be born with knowledge. But he really is not; he has only been born with the ability to learn in a quicker ratio to the passage of time than other men. . . .”

—Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961), Nobel Prize-winning writer and bullfighter, from Death in the Afternoon (1954)
  
Editorial Comment: A really good writer knows enough to get a steadier job.


PeezPix by Ted Pease 

North Woods





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Friday, March 20, 2015

Mission Statement

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Job 1


“Journalism, some huge percentage of it, should be devoted to putting pressure on power, on nonsense, on chicanery of all kinds and if that's going to invite a lawsuit, well, bring it on. The burden on us [is] to be accurate and fair.”

David Remnick, editor, The New Yorker, interviewed by Terry Gross on Fresh Air, Feb. 18, 2015 (Thanks to alert WORDster Andrew Merton)

  
Editorial Comment: Especially chicanery.


PeezPix by Ted Pease 

The Pier










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Thursday, March 19, 2015

The Writer’s Life

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Humiliation


“I have learned to live fairly comfortably with my writer’s humiliation, and have worn it like a second skin over my original thinner one. After all, humiliations are suffered by most writers most of the time. And — to express a thought about life in the real world, for once — a writer’s humiliations are chicken feed as compared with those endured by people who work for a living, and are grateful simply to make it home at night. Writers are already home.” 

—Roger Rosenblatt, author and journalist, “Please Turn to the Chapter on Obscurity . . . ,” The New York Times, 2014 (Thanks to alert WORDster Chip Scanlan)

  
Editorial Comment: And already in their jammies.


PeezPix by Ted Pease 

Low Tide











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Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Not So Sunny

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Happy Freedom of Information Day


The Most Transparent Administration In History™ sure picked a strange way to kick off Sunshine Week,” tweeted Parker Higgins of the Electronic Frontier Foundation.

 “WASHINGTON — The White House is removing a federal regulation that subjects its Office of Administration to the Freedom of Information Act, making official a policy under Presidents Bush and Obama to reject requests for records to that office. . . . 

“‘The irony of this being Sunshine Week is not lost on me,’ said Anne Weismann of the liberal Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington. ‘It is completely out of step with the president’s supposed commitment to transparency. That is a critical office, especially if you want to know, for example, how the White House is dealing with e-mail.’”

—Gregory Korte, reporter, “White House office to delete its FOIA regulations,” USA Today, March 17, 2015 

Editorial Comment: What’s with Dems and their friggin’ email?


PeezPix by Ted Pease 

Hazelnut is one of hundreds of homeless dogs passing through the Humboldt County Animal Shelter this year. Support your local animal shelter — and maybe take a Hazelnut home.










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Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Free News

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Right to Know

“‘I don’t think you should pay for news,’ Eric, a 22-year-old Chicagoan, said. ‘That’s something everybody should be informed in. Like, you’re going to charge me for information that’s going on around the world?’ And then there’s 19-year-old Sam from San Francisco: ‘I really wouldn’t pay for any type of news because as a citizen it’s my right to know the news.’” 

 

—in Joseph Lichterman’s report on new media-use study, “Millennials say keeping up with the news is important to them — but good luck getting them to pay for it,” NiemanLab.org, March 16, 2015


Editorial Comment: Right. When news happens, it should call us — or better yet, text us — and then just fall gently into our ears. Comics are extra.


PeezPix by Ted Pease 

Swinger











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Monday, March 16, 2015

The Back-from-Spring-Break Edition

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Pressed

“The deadlines, good Lord. The deadlines are always pressing down. Always. They press and they press and when you get to feel like you’re gonna die if they squeeze you any tighter, they press some more. You got no choice but to pull through on some lousy last second article on who wore what to which race, ’cause that’s livin.’

“Hell, that’s probably why they CALL us the press! Haha.”

—The Coop Times, new video game of life in the newsroom, “Learn to Fear Deadlines in this Snarky Journalist Simulator,” KillScreenDaily.com, March 6, 2015

  Editorial Comment: That’ll get the kids lining up at J schools, all right.

Related: BREAKING: Some evil genius made a video game that simulates writing the news on deadline,” Washington Post


PeezPix by Ted Pease 

Look! The hippies are here!








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Friday, March 6, 2015

Commuter Complaints

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No Papers

“The only complaints I heard came from commuters who lived at such short distances from the city that it was impractical for them to smoke opium during the trip. Some of these people said that now that they had no newspapers they were compelled to look at the scenery, which revolted them.” 
 
—A.J. Liebling (1904-1963), journalist, writing about a New York newspaper strike, “No Papers,” in “The Wayward Press” column, The New Yorker, 1945

Editorial Comment: With no newspaper, you have to take the Long Island RR at least to Southampton to make opium worth the effort.


PeezPix by Ted Pease 

Shrooms







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