Tuesday, February 21, 2012


500 Episodes

“Facts are useless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”
—Homer Simpson,

“The problem in the world today is communication. Too much communication.”
—Homer Simpson, philosopher-king

“It’s just hard not to listen to TV—it’s spent so much more time raising us than you have.”
—Bart Simpson, mediated minor

“Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin . . . but what good does that do me?”
—Homer Simpson, dedicated reader

“When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!”
—Homer Simpson, television user

• Editorial Comment: What does it say that we’ve watched “The Simpsons” longer than any other TV show? Well, the next 500 episodes are bound to be better.

News from our award-winning student news site, The Hard News Café
Week In Review: HNC Digest (Feb. 20, 2012)
North Logan council OK’s 64-unit townhouse development
, by Steve Kent
Wellsville to offer emergency responder training to residents
, by Jimena Herrero
Albrecht confident in annual dance with Legislature: ‘We are so good,’ by Natasha Bodily
Tuition will rise, USU president tells journalism students, by Chris Lee & Tmera Bradley
81-year-old motorist injured in Main Street collision with dump truck, by Mary Stocking
Proposed Rec Center, playing fields depend on $30 student fee vote, by Becca Holliday
Charles Dickens’ famous works keyed off his own life, professor says, by Sean O’Sullivan
Journalism students go to ‘war’ with Army ROTC in Green Canyon, by Rhett Wilkinson
The Aggie TV News Team (Feb. 15 edition). Bookmark ATV News

PeezPIX by Ted Pease
Catalog here.

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